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Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

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when ur parents go out food shopping


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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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Meryl Streep in Woody Allen’s Manhattan in 1977

so beautiful. I want.

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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

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future tumblr user

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The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

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you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

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